A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
-- Fred Allen
-- Fred Allen
Misery no longer loves company. Nowadays it insists on it.
-- Russell Baker
The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them.
-- Robert Frost
A hotel isn't like a home, but it's better than being a house guest.
-- William Feather
The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.
-- Woody Allen, Without Feathers (1976)
-- Russell Baker
The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them.
-- Robert Frost
A hotel isn't like a home, but it's better than being a house guest.
-- William Feather
The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.
-- Woody Allen, Without Feathers (1976)
Life is a long lesson in humility.
-- James M. Barrie
The only sure thing about luck is that it will change.
-- Bret Harte
If the world should blow itself up, the last audible voice would be that of an expert saying it can't be done.-- James M. Barrie
The only sure thing about luck is that it will change.
-- Bret Harte
-- Peter Ustinov
I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
-- George Carlin
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