The pursuit of happiness is a most ridiculous phrase; if you pursue happiness you'll never find it.
-- C. P. Snow
The reason lightning doesn't strike twice in the same place is that the same place isn't there the second time.
-- Willie Tyler
Don't worry about people stealing an idea. If it's original, you will have to ram it down their throats.
-- Howard Aiken
O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet.
-- Saint Augustine
One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you.
-- Larry Gelbart
Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.
-- Ogden Nash
An undefined problem has an infinite number of solutions.
-- Robert A. Humphrey
A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done.
-- Fred Allen
It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.
-- Abraham Lincoln
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
-- Bob Hope
You can discover what your enemy fears most by observing the means he uses to frighten you.
-- Eric Hoffer
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, "Where have I gone wrong?"
Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."
-- Charles M. Schulz, Charlie Brown in "Peanuts"
Sometimes what's right isn't as important as what's profitable.
-- Trey Parker and Matt Stone, South Park, Prehistoric Ice Man, 1999Gratitude is merely the secret hope of further favors.
-- Francois de La Rochefoucauld
The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn.
-- David Russell
To get something done, a committee should consist of no more than three men, two of whom are absent.
-- Robert Copeland
Though I am not naturally honest, I am so sometimes by chance.
-- William Shakespeare
Thanks to the Interstate Highway System, it is now possible to travel from coast to coast without seeing anything.
-- Charles Kuralt
An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows.
-- Dwight D. Eisenhower
If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk?
-- Laurence J. Peter
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