quotes 13/12/09

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
           -- Mark Twain

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
           -- Redd Foxx

Consistency requires you to be as ignorant today as you were a year ago.
           -- Bernard Berenson

Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff.
           -- Frank Zappa

It was such a lovely day I thought it a pity to get up.
           -- W. Somerset Maugham

Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.
           -- Oscar Wilde, An Ideal Husband, 1893, Act I

There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is in having lots to do and not doing it.
           -- Mary Wilson Little

In heaven all the interesting people are missing.
           -- Friedrich Nietzsche